Horrible movies.

Every now and again, its funny to watch a horribly made movie. Not for the entertainment value of the movie. Not because you think its good, but because of how cheesy it is, it makes you laugh. Granted, the makers of the film didn't intend for it to be funny. I'm sure a lot of work went into making the film, I'm sure someone spent a chunk of change to make it. So with that in mind, I give you,

Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove

This was pure crap from the get go. Now the plot wasn't bad actually. Pirate back from the dead to take vengeance upon the descendants of the founders of the town. The editing guy should have been shot for this one. You can tell where they edited a scene and picked up on it. I know the purpose of a movie is to suspend disbelief for a while. This on the other hand, took any kind of belief in anything, and just stomped it out like a lit cigarette. There was a scene that took place in a strip club, where this stripper was giving this dead pirate a lap dance. Further on in the scene had the club security confront said pirate. The pirate ripped off the guys arm and beat him to death with it, which was amusing in its own right. However, while all this is going on. We have a stripper on a pole in the background totally oblivious to anything that's going on.

All in all, I want that 80 minutes of my life back.