Open letter to the drivers in my town

So help me god, I hate at least 90% of you people.
There are things on your car/truck/suv, they are called turn signals. Learn how and when to use them. Also, learn that after you've made your turn or lane change on the rare instance you use them. Learn to turn them off.
Also, I understand there is a speed limit. You may want to look into that once in a while. Granted, I'm not above a bit of speeding here and there. However, this does not mean lets see how fast we can make our civic/crx/mazda/(insert import here) car can go. Oh, and why do all these cars have to sound like a pissed off bumble bee?
Is that news paper or book so damn important to you that you must have it held up to your face while you attempt to drive? Jesus christ, pay attention to the road before you kill someone. Same goes for that cell phone. For fucks sake, put down the phone and drive. I can't wait for one of you fucks to run over a child. One of these days its going to happen.
To you tail gaters out there. I sincerely hope someone pulls you from your car one day, and beats the ever loving shit out of you. Thanks.
Lastly, would it kill some of you to actually yield the right of way to people once in a great while?
God forbid you get to where you are trying to go a full minute or two later than planned.

Now that my rant is over, here's a little addictive something to keep you busy for a while.