Wii Have A Problem...

Wii Have A Problem...
We certainly do. Click the link for a website, that shows the damage done by the Wii. From people swinging the Wii-motes around and losing them, to fly off and damage a TV, or a Window. Plus it just shows how stupid some of these people look playing the games.


I can't tell you how pissed I'd be if I spent all that money for a game system. Only to have the controller slip out of my hand and break my damn TV.


And yeah, I'm still playing around with sticking pictures in here.

So, now due to the movement that these Nintendo Wii players are forced to make. Some of them are getting reported cases of what's being dubbed as "Wii Elbow". My first thought when I heard about all this was, "Are you serious?". Then again, when you think about it. You have all these hard core gamers that are used to doing nothing but sitting on their butts all day long doing nothing but playing video games. So any movement at all for them is enough for them to reach their optimal heart rate. Now you're asking them to flail about? I'm now less surprised by the Wii Elbow, and more surprised there hasn't been any Nintendo caused heart attacks.
I am however, expecting someone to sue Nintendo over the Wii though. Either due to the Wii elbow, or when one of the plus size gamers drops from a heart attack. Or even sue for damages as a result of people losing the controllers and having them break something. I know what you're thinking, "How could they sue for something so stupid?". Well, keep in mind we are living in a time where some lady can spill hot coffee on herself, repeat, spill it on herself. Sue and win.
Anyhow, thats all I got.

Christmas

What is it about Christmas that makes people crazy? People act like idiots and it makes me want to throw something at them. Then again, this time of year drives otherwise normal people nuts. Of course the main reason for that? Let me give you a sample conversation.
"So What do you want for Christmas this year?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"No seriously, what would you like for Christmas?"
"I really don't need anything"
AGH!

Frustrating, isn't it? Then people start to panic to find that special someone, something extra special. Next year I'm making it mandatory that people hand over their Christmas lists to me prior to November. Or else the beheading with commence.

Blatantly stolen

The following was blatantly stolen from Entensity.net . Thought it was funny.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Awesome!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig... LUCKY FUCKIN PIG!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the Male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm.....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)