Christmas

What is it about Christmas that makes people crazy? People act like idiots and it makes me want to throw something at them. Then again, this time of year drives otherwise normal people nuts. Of course the main reason for that? Let me give you a sample conversation.
"So What do you want for Christmas this year?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"No seriously, what would you like for Christmas?"
"I really don't need anything"
AGH!

Frustrating, isn't it? Then people start to panic to find that special someone, something extra special. Next year I'm making it mandatory that people hand over their Christmas lists to me prior to November. Or else the beheading with commence.